22 December 2011

Frases cèlebres de Bronchales 2011

R: Party harrrrd!!

S: On és la meva gorra característica?

R: - Això és el gaudi de la natura: una siesta aquí!
S: - Sí, però amb tanques per si vénen zombies.

R: - No aixafis les pinyes així! T'agradaria que vingués una pinya gegant amb vambes i et deixés bidimensional? Stepney the Pinecone, el venjador de les pinyes oprimides. NOOOOO!!!! STEPNEYYYYYYY!!!!!

R: - Si vinc a caminar em pagues una pinta de Fosters, eh!
S: - Eh! Jo també vull una pinta!
L: - Sí... tu amb una pinta agafes un coma etílic de cal canto...
P: - Al necesser... Al necesser en tinc una!
R: - Sí! Aquestes són les úniques pintes per tu ara mateix!
L: - Calla, que la que porta ara mateix...!
P: - Aquesta pinta en català no es diu "pinta", es diu "fila"!!

L: - Has vist quins mànecs de porta més macos?
P: - Sí, són nàutics, estil marí... Molt adequats per l'entorn... Des que es van assabentar de lo de Cervera, aquí tothom s'hi apunta, pel que veig!

P: - Hi cap alguna ampolla més?
L: - No...
P: - Ni una?
L: - No...
P: - Home, mira, clar que sí!
L: - Ui! S'han assentat...
A: - S'han ASSEGUT!!
P: - Home, si les poseu sobre el banc...

L: I després dieu de nosaltres, com si us estranyés!

R: Enrique, el saltamontes fatídico...

- Lara, Lara!
- Yes, sir!
- Spin us a yarn, Lara...
And Lara began...
- Once there was a little girl who was very very manca, because she threw a BALL over the WALL... And then the chief said "Lara, Lara!" "Yes, sir!" "Spin us a yarn, Lara..." And Lara began... "Once there was a little girl who was very very manca, because she threw a BALL over the WALL... And then the chief said "Lara, Lara!" "Yes, sir!" "Spin us a yarn, Lara..." And Lara began... Once there was a little girl who was very very manca, because she threw a BALL over the WALL... And then the chief said "Lara, Lara!" "Yes, sir!" "Spin us a yarn, Lara..." And Lara began... Once there was a little girl who was very very manca, because she threw a BALL over the WALL... And then the chief said "Lara, Lara!" "Yes, sir!" "Spin us a yarn, Lara..." And Lara began... Once there was a little girl who was very very manca, because she threw a BALL over the WALL... And then the chief said "Lara, Lara!" "Yes, sir!" "Spin us a yarn, Lara..." And Lara began...

M: Do you want a pepper?

P: No digueu que això no eixampla l'esperit!!

S: I'll miss you, Pal...

2 comments:

Lady Violet said...

Poor Pepa....I had to throw her away in the end. She shrivelled up to practically nothing and was, of course, no use to anyone:( It is almost as sad as S. leaving the pal behind:o

Rqgp said...

Aixó no ho entenc, però amb aquest comentari en tindràs prou per sentir-te en deute amb mi. Ja saps, de moment tinc tres posts... xD